Archive for August, 2011

A Human Ventriloquist Dummy

I’m not one for spending hours and hours on YouTube watching all kinds of videos but every now and then you come across something that’s just so funny you have to tell everyone.
Well, this one made me laugh so much I just had to  share it with anyone that would listen.
Enjoy!……….
And, of course, you should feel free to share it with anyone and everyone if you agree with me.

I hope you found it as funny as I did.
Kindest regards,
Steve Bimpson

Learning To Listen

Author: Johnny Silvas
We all know what it’s like to get that phone call in the middle of the night.  This night’s call was no different.
Jerking up to the ringing summons, I focused on the red illuminated numbers of my clock.  Midnight.  Panicky thoughts filled my sleep-dazed mind as I grabbed the receiver.  “Hello?”
My heart pounded; I gripped the phone tighter and eyed my husband, who was now turning to face my side of the bed.
“Mama?”
I could hardly hear the whisper over the static.  But my thoughts immediately went to my daughter.  When the desperate sound of a young crying voice …

Rocks In A Jar

Sometimes it’s important for us to make sure that we have our priorities in order but, in the fast-paced, ever changing world that we live in, it’s not always easy to keep our eye on what our priorities really are.
It’s all too easy to lose sight of our priorities when we have so many things in life and work that are constantly demanding our attention.
This simple story illustrates why we need to keep our focus on our priorities at all times.  It is quite an old one but it’s as relevant, today, as it was when it was written.  The …

Love Installation

Here’s a step-by-step guide to installing love on the human machine.
~ Author unknown
Customer: I can do that.  I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now.  What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART.  Have you located your HEART ma’am?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programmes running right now.  Is it okay to install while they are running?
Tech Support: What programmes are running ma’am?
Customer: Let me see…  I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
Tech Support: No Problem.  LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current …

Why We Want You To Be Rich

Donald Trump and Robert Kiyosaki are both businessmen with incredible reputations and this book resonates with me in so many different ways.
Firstly, one of my concerns in life (at the age of 49) is how I’m going to manage, financially, when the time comes that I choose to retire – and that’s probably something that you’re concerned about, as well.
Now it’s not that I’m intending to retire, imminently, as I really enjoy what I do and, in some ways, I’m not sure that I’ll ever want to completely retire.  However, it’s clear to me that I can’t rely on the …

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