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Love Installation

Here’s a step-by-step guide to installing love on the human machine.
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Customer: I can do that.  I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now.  What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART.  Have you located your HEART ma’am?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programmes running right now.  Is it okay to install while they are running?
Tech Support: What programmes are running ma’am?
Customer: Let me see…  I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
Tech Support: No Problem.  LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current …

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